The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of hisfront door onto the
porch. Someone called 911.
When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regainconsciousness and asked if
he knew what caused him to faint.
"It was enough to make anybody faint," he said. "My son asked me for the keys
to the garage, and instead of driving the car out, he came out with the lawn
mower!"
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