Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old
friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women
got out and opened up the front of the car.
"Oh. Maud," said her friend, "you've lost your engine!"
"Never mind, dear�, said auntie. "I've got a spare one in the trunk."
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