You might be a redneck

You're a redneck if... -You have more fingers than you do teeth -You cut your grass and find a car -You consider Denny's a Fancy Resturant -Your best Suit contains more than 5 colors -Your age is higher than your I.Q. -Your favorite pickup line is "Does this look infected to you?"-You ask your wife weather the spot on your neck is a boil or a mole and she replies "Its a gummy bear."-You have a family reunion and everyone in town shows up. -You say "Watch this" everytime before you goto the hospital. -Your wife and ex-wife are sisters.

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