Ray Manzarek, Ric Ocasek, and Sting were talking about forming a new band after moving on from their previous bands.

Why did the cat...

Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !

What do you get...

Willing suspension of disbelief

Bosnian Quarterback

Al Davis had finally put together the perfect Raiders team for '99. The...

Why couldn't the...

He locked the bass player in the car.

Women Drivers

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in...

My Girlfriend...

So I took her out, got her drunk, and crashed the car.

There's a black,...

The policeman.

So I work at a...

A car with out of state plates pulls in; my co-worker just stares, not...

Two nuns are...

Night is drawing in and they're lost in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly,...

Survival Guide...

Memorize these definitions and pooping at work will become a pure pleasure....