A man and his wife were driving on the motorway when a police car signalled for them to pull over.
Having stopped, the police officer walked over to the car and asked the man to unwind his window:
''Sir, are you aware of how fast you were just driving?''
The man replies, ''I'm sure I didn't break the speed limit officer.''
''Well I just clocked you at 78''
''Impossible officer, I never went over 70.''
''I can assure you sir, you were well over the legal speed limit''
''Well I can assure YOU that I never went over 70!''
At this point the man's wife interrupts: ''Excuse me officer, you're wasting your time''
''How so?'' replies the policeman
''There's no point arguing with my husband after he's had this much to drink''
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