One day a boy walked into his dads room. The dad was holding something. The little boy then asked "what is that daddy? Well that is my car. Oh ok. So the boy left. After 13 years later the boy is now 18 and his name is jimmy. So jimmy and his friends were on a cruse ship and he had his dads car and he put a wedding ring in the passenger seat of the toy. He was planning to propose to his girlfriend, Rachel. So they went to the front of the ship and where doing the titanic thing and he gave her the car with the ring in it and of course she said yes. But when she hugged him, she dropped the car on the deck and it "drove" down the deck with the couple chasing it, it rolled off the deck. So the sad couple got dinner at the fanciest restaurant and they ordered the lobster and a can of mtn dew hoping to find the car in The lobster. But no success. So exactly one month later the husband was hunting and he bagged a bear and while he was gutting it, guess what he found. The mtn dew can he threw overboard.
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