A blond walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan. She is going on a two week long businesstip arround Europe and needs a loan on $800. The banker says that the bank needs some kind of security for the loan. The blonde hands over the keys for her brand new Mercedes, which is parked right outside of the bank. The banker says this will work just fine as security for the loan and accepts the car keys.
The banker and his co-workers laughes at the blonde since she uses a brand new Mercedes Benz to about $300.000 as security for a loan on $800. The banker drives the car down into the bank's garage and parks it.
Two weeks later the blond enters the bank once again and pays back the loan on $800 with interest on $5. ''The bank is very glad you wanted to take out a loan here, but we are confused'' the banker says. ''When you were gone, we did some research and found out that you are a multimillionaire. I am sure you don't need to take out a loan on $800''.
The blond replies: ''Where else am I supposed to park my car in two weeks for $5?''
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