So the Bears were looking for a new quarterback.
The coach had put together the perfect team for...
Car Jokes
Charlie the Street Car Conductor
Long joke that is passed down in my family
So...
Poor Boudreaux . . .
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to con...
This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife
I thought it was a great trade.
The start of a really bad day.
I rear-ended a car this morning...the start of ...
A man goes to buy his wife a car...
The salesman ask him "why don't you buy her a K...
Honesty Is Not Always the Best Policy (real news)
A Florida man arrested for speeding and DUI adm...
Zeke and Earl are bored
Zeke and Earl are sitting on their porch, when ...
An elderly lady's husband just passed away and to get things ready she went to the place that sells and engraves tombstones...
When she got there, she ordered the most expens...
Speeding Drivers
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to c...
A blonde in a snowstorm
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowsto...
Apple vs Windows
If apple made a car would it have windows?
Baked Beans.
One day I met a sweet woman and fell in love. W...
A rather long winded joke, read all of it to get the punchline...
Right, so there was this guy that lost his eye ...
Did you hear about Princess Dianas car crash?
She was all over the radio.
And the dash.
And ...
A yuppie is driving through the country and sees a pig on the side of the road...
...but there aren't any farms nearby. So, he pi...
Russian Car Joke
[This thread](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/com...
License and Registration Please
A policeman approaches a driver after just pull...
A Pregnant women gets in a car wreck....
...and fell into a coma. When she awoke a few d...
A blonde walking down the street with the car ...
A blonde walking down the street with the car a...
Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem... [car horn]
He didn't have access to the Record Scratch sou...
So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving.
It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle...
Driving in Scotland
(First post here, let me know if i need to fix ...
Dilemma
If you had to choose between your wife or a mil...