Car Jokes

Car Jokes

The Top 14 Signs You're Caught Up in the Holiday Shopping Frenzy


14. Before stepping out of your car, you put i...

At the Club.


So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but ...

Car trouble


Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to un...

The car wash I go to has started sprayingthe...


The car wash I go to has started sprayingthe i...

Finding The Car


A drunken man was wondering around the parking...

Redneck quickies 8


You might be a redneck if...


You go to the f...

Car needs a fixin!


My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, ...

Caught for speeding


The cop got out of his car and the kid, that w...

Carpooling


For the second time in a row, I was forced to ...

Bad drivers


People today just don't know how to drive. I r...

Were you drinking?


A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and ...

Una adolescente de catorce a�os


Una adolescente de catorce a�os va con su mam�...

Eternal Marriage


On their way to a justice of the peace to get ...

In too far


A young man was showing off his new sports car...

Corporate Lessons!


A priest was driving along and saw a nun on th...

George W. Bush and the Jews


President Bush call in the head of the CIA and...

The 50's


It�s the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick...

LA Traffic Jam


A guy is driving along the freeway in Los Ange...

Perfection


There once was a PERFECT girl. Perfect clothes...

You Know You're Over the Hill When


You find yourself beginning to like accordion ...

Vocabulary: Female vs. Male


THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: Any part under a...

2 Hunters from the Bronx


After no luck 2 hunter from the Bronx decided ...

Buy a New Bra


A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfa...

Democrats vs. Republicans


From a document submitted and published in the...

I am waxing the car


Addie: "Why are you wearing your winter coat?"...