Car Jokes

Car Jokes

You think cur is a


You think cur is a breed of dog.People hear yo...

Out in the car


A man had been drinking at the bar for hours w...

Car and garage


This little girl wants to take bath with her d...

Car


After their car broke down on a lonely country...

Four quick insults


your aim is so bad u threw for the floor and m...

Driving the wrong way


As a senior citizen was driving down the freew...

I dont want a ride!


A man pulled up next to a little girl walking ...

Buy It Just Because


A husband and wife were sitting at the breakfa...

From the court room


These are actually things which people actual...

New college classes for men!


College Classes For Men:


1. Introduction to ...

Sign of The Times


In a New Hampshire jewelry store: Ears pierced...

� NEW VIRUS WARNING


�If you receive a message with a subject line ...

Top ten things - naked man


The Top Ten Things Not To Say To A Naked Man
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Convertable


Two blondes had just bought a brand new conver...

You might be an engineer if...


At Christmas, it goes without saying that you ...

Security Sign On Car...


"Don't steal, the government doesn't like comp...

A Classy Bar


A man walks into a bar and the bartender says,...

An Elephant Never Forgets


A man recently bought a bull elephant for 50 g...

Bush, Clinton, Women and a Train


Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looki...

Deaf lady in trouble


One day a certain lady was driving on the High...

Dr vs. Mechanic


Morris was removing some engine valves from a ...

Blew a Seal


A penguin had to take his car for engine repai...

Bran Muffins


This 85 year old couple, having been married a...

Reducing travel risk


There was this statistics student who, when dr...

Low Bridge Ahead


A truck driver was driving along and passed a ...