Car Jokes

Car Jokes

21, 21, 21...


There's a brunette walking down a set of railr...

Redneck quickies 2


You might be a redneck if...Your home has more...

The canoe


on fine day, a blond is rowing her new canoe i...

Diplomacy with the Police


Years ago a friend was driving his late '60s m...

Experimenting Marine


Back in 1947 the government was experimenting ...

On sale now!


A man went into a store and began looking arou...

How could you kill my father?


There once was two men in a bar, the first man...

A woman and her little girl


A woman and her little girl were visitng the g...

You Know You've Had Too Much Coffee When...


Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
You sk...

PICKING A STARTING SALARY


Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human...

You may be having a bad day if...


You wake up face down on the pavement.


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Crazy Physics Test


1] A shotgun shooting 12 pellets of 00 Bucksh...

Dumb blonde-Car


A blonde called 911 to report a horrible accid...

Like what


An aging patient was stomping around his psych...

The loud-mouthed mechanic!


Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the...

Stupid, Stupid Blonde


A blonde dials 911 to report that her car has ...

Husband's Midlife Crisis


Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:

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Bedtime Poems For BIG Kids


JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a litt...

Osama Bin......


Q:What does it mean when you see car tracks in...

A priest and a rabbi


A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a s...

Womens Courses


Women think they already know everything, but ...

Bye-Bye Doggie


One day a community decided that they wanted t...

Baked Beans


Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a...

Marriage secrets


Secret tips for making a marriage last...


My...

El primer d�a, el nuevo


El primer d�a, el nuevo gerente de una empresa...