George W. Bush and the Jews

President Bush call in the head of the CIA and ask, "How come the Jews know
everything before we do?


The CIA chief says, "It's simple. The Jews have an expression, 'Nu, Vus Tutus'
(English translation: What's Happening). They just ask each other and that's how
they find out everything."


Impressed, George W. Bush says he personally wants to go undercover to see how
this system works.


So the president gets disguised (the hat, beard, long sideburns etc.) as an
Orthodox Jew, and is secretly flown in an unmarked plane to New York where he is
secretly picked up in an unmarked car and secretly dropped off in Crown Heights,
one of Brooklyn's most Jewish neighborhoods.


As the president stands quietly on a busy street corner, a little old Jewish
man comes shuffling along. Bush approaches him and whispers "Nu, Vus Tutus?"


The old guy whispers back, "Did you hear that puts Bush is in Brooklyn?"