Thank Goodness!
There was this sort of DIM guy from kentucky, ...
Car Jokes
Bugs
What was the last thing going through the fly'...
Bush, Cheney, and th
Bush and Cheney went hunting, killed a giant b...
abstract noun
"An abstract noun," the teacher said, "is some...
Car Thief
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes B...
Trip To The Desert
A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a...
Sobriety Test
This man at the side of the road was fixing hi...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local fu...
Tax's For The Dead
A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a b...
Oscarmayers car
I ride in a weener and I seel hotdogs who am I...
Rules By Men
If Men Were to Rewrite "The Rules"
Rule # 1
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SKI SEASON TIPS
Ski season is here. The following is a list of...
The Top 15 Backhanded Compliments (Part I)
15> "I can't believe you can fit into such ...
Marriage Secrets...
Secret tips for making a marriage last...
M...
Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, re...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving do...
Did you make a donation?
At the United Way in a fairly small town a vol...
Not Lost
A farmer stood leaning on a fence at the edge ...
If Men TRULY Ruled The World!
"If Men TRULY Ruled the World!"...
Breaking ...
True Insurance Claims
True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; T...
The 4 engineers.
Once there were four engineers traveling in a ...
Perfect Man, Perfect Woman
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect ...
Your Momma Is So Fat
Your momma is so fat when she sat in the back ...
90's Mentality Signs
* Cleaning up the dining area means getting th...
Too Far In
A young couple is out carousing one evening. W...