Thank Goodness!

There was this sort of DIM guy from kentucky, and he wanted to
buy a horse because he thought gas prices were too expensive. So
he goes to this guy down his road who has a bunch of horses and
asks him if he could buy one from him. The neighbor says sure,
I'll give you a special price-$100. So the guy says GREAT! I'll
take it. So his neighbor shows him the horse, and tells him to
be careful because this horse isnt just any other horse, you
have to use special commands to get it to go and stop. The
neighbor tells the man to say "thank goodness" to get it to go;
and "bellybutton" to get it to stop. The man says okay, pays the
neighbor, hops on the horse, then says "thank goodness" and the
horse starts trotting. All is going well until the horse gets
scared by a car and starts running--right towards a cliff. The
man says to himself..oh no...what was the word to get the horse
to stop??? He thinks as fast as he can and just as the horse
gets to the edge he thinks of it and yells "bellybutton!". The
horse stops just at the edge. "whew" he says to himself. "that
was close. Thank goodness."


And the horse goes right off the edge.