A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde went on a trip to the desert.
They each brought one item for survival.
The red-head brought water. The blonde asked, "Why?" The red-head
replied, "To prevent us from dying of thirst."
The brunette brought food. The blonde asked, "Why?" The brunette
replied, "To prevent us from dying of hunger."
The blonde brought a car door. The red-head and brunette asked,
"Why?" The blonde replied, "To roll down the window if it gets hot."
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