Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Point Of View


1. I married Miss Right. I just didn't know he...

Redneck quickies 2


You might be a redneck if...


Your home has m...

The (nose) Pick List


THE KIDDIE PICK...When you're by yourself and ...

Driving in Heaven


3 guys die in a car accident, as they are goin...

Your momma is so stupid


1 your momma is so stupid she ran into a parke...

Asians & Mexicans


Q. How do you know when Asians have moved into...

Baked beans


Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...

Frogs car


What happend to the frog's car?


It got toad ...

Preparing for a Mammogram


For women - Helpful info.
For men - For the w...

You know you're a redneck if:


1) you drive your house and sleep in your car....

English lovers


An elderly Frenchman was slowly walking down a...

Put Your Foot In It


One evening after work, a man drove his secret...

Newspaper


A woman was reporting her car as stolen, and m...

He is extremely drunk


Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a ...

Car-pets!


Q: What kind of cats lay around the house?
A:...

George W. Bush and the Jews


President Bush calls in the head of the CIA an...

Lawyers Grave


A woman and her little girl were visiting the ...

Have You Ever Wounde


Why do men pay more for car insurance than wom...

Your Daily Moment of Zen


1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. ...

Your mama so black


Yo mamma so black, when she gets out of the ca...

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a...


"Sometimes when I'm sitting in my car at a sto...

Microsoft Engineer


There are three engineers in a car; an electri...

Breathalyzer


One day while on patrol, a police officer pull...

Ready for Parenting? Find out!


Here's a sure-fire set of tests to check your ...

Gassy Broad


Once upon a time there lived a woman in Brampt...