Car Jokes

Car Jokes

Did you ever notice when


Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's f...

Pre-Season Ski Exercises


Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in...

Extreme Games


A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-s...

Redneck quickies 14


You might be a redneck if...You won't stop at ...

Golf Frustration


Jill became so mad when she was golfing yester...

Proof you can build a better idiot!


The following are actual statements found in i...

"All generalizations


"All generalizations are false.""Time is what ...

A Trip to the Vet


If you have raised kids (or been one), and gon...

Curious


What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of ...

Children and Cars


Children in the back of the car cause accident...

Yo mama


Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car

A Cynics Guide to Life:


A Cynics Guide to Life:


The journey of a tho...

Baked beans and their love


Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a ...

Tree


One day the blonde was driving down the road, ...

Only One Sale?


A keen country lad applied for a salesman's jo...

Father


Late one night a car was swerving all over the...

Very expensive Barbie Doll!


A man was driving home one evening and realize...

Car-go


Knock-knock


Who's there?


Cargo


Cargo ...

Your mamas so stupid


your mamas so stupid she ran into a parked car.

Elderly Speeder


Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to ...

Dress Code


A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a ...

The Talking Monkey


A police officer came upon a terrible wreck wh...

Drunk Driving Test


A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and ...

Hotel Bill


A husband and wife are traveling by car from K...

A man traveling down a country road


A man traveling down a country road was forced...