Bush and saddam are both driving towards each other on a motorway when they
crash bush gets out of his car and has not hurt then saddam gets out of his car
and he�s not hurt bush walks over to saddams car and says look were both un
injured saddam says yer lets be friends and not fight no more so bush agrees and
then saddams side door on his car swings open and lying on the seat is a bottle
of brandy saddam says lets celebrate with this brandy he opens it and bush takes
a swig then another then hands it to saddam and says here have a swig saddam
replies now I think ill wait for the cops.
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