Excuses For Missing Work
I just found out that I was switched at birth....
Car Jokes
Rowing Blonde
There is this blonde in the middle of a parkin...
Engineers and Lawyers
On a college field trip, four Engineering and ...
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo:...
Signs of the times
You try to enter your password on the microwav...
Blonde Bank Robbers
Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. Th...
No longer an adult
I am hereby officially tendering my resignatio...
Helpful Hints
Tape a chocolate bar to the outside of your mi...
"Very Offensive" Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words to...
Seatbelt competition
A police man pulled over a car and told the dr...
Two kids in the tub
Mummy and Daddy are in the bath with their chi...
Great Tips and Suggestions
Old telephone books make ideal personal addres...
Instant-Win Airbags
DETROIT--With third-quarter sales sluggish and...
Funniest joke EVER!!!!!!!
There was a British, a polish, and a Frenchman...
The Farmer and his boys...
A farmer had three sons. One day his oldest ca...
Smart Blonde
There is a dumb Blonde rowing a boat in the sa...
More Wonderments!
If you throw a cat out a car window, does it b...
A big-city counterfeiter decided the
A big-city counterfeiter decided the best plac...
Had Any Stiff Ones
A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and...
Nerds of the world unite.
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load ...
Timbuck Two
A black man and a white man are in a bar fight...
Rooster Replacement
A man was driving down a quiet country lane wh...
Santa Claus, Jolly, Happy and High
One day, an elf in Santa's workshop is busily ...
Lost It All
A man complaining to a friend: "I had it all -...
Actual Accident Summaries
The following are actual statements found on i...