Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

The Blonde Kidnapper


A blonde was down on her luck. In order to rai...

Sun Roofs


Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?


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Blondy


A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being ex...

Turn back your car odometer


A blonde made several attempts to sell her old...

Blondes


One time a blonde walked into a rent-to-own st...

Right Leg


Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the ...

Murdering A Dumb Blond


Q:How do you kill a dumb blond?


A:Stick a sc...

Another Blonde Joke


Santa Claus, the President of the United State...

How does a blonde pa


How does a blonde part their hair? By doing th...

What did the blonde think of the new computer?...


What did the blonde think of the new computer?...

Dumb Blonde


There were three women that broke out of jail....

Jumpin' Off A Bridge


A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, w...

She kept throwing out all the W's.


Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M &...

Thermos


A blonde is in a store and sees a thermos. She...

Sooooo Blonde


She was so blonde...


She got stabbed in a sh...

Blonde actors


a good actor will smack there face
a bad acto...

Innuendo


What does a blonde think an innuendo is?


An ...

Job Function at M&M


Q: What job function does a blonde have in an ...

A Dictionary for Women


Aaaack (aak) interj. An utterance upon running...

BLONDIE


A blonde named Nancy was putting a puzzle toge...

Rooster Difference


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and ...

The Blonde and the gernade!


Q:What do you do when a blonde throughs a gern...

The tree


Q-how do you get a one arm dumb blonde our of ...

License Plate Number


There were 2 friends, a blonde and a redhead. ...

Father to Blonde Daughter


What did the father say to his blonde daughter...