A blonde, burnette, and a redhead are being exacuted. The burnette is first, so the cops say "ready!...aim!""...and then the burnette yells ""Earthqauke!"" and the cops turn around and she runs. Then the redhead goes next and the cops say ""ready!...aim!..
and the readhead yells ""Tornado!"" and the she runs away. Then the blonde is next and the cops say ready!...aim!...and the blonde yells ""FIRE!"" and you know what happends next.
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