Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Fallen bridge


A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a wal...

Blondes and grenades


Q:What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade ...

Blonde Suicide


A blonde went to the emergency room with the t...

Peroxide Blonde and 747


Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have ...

Blonde Guy


He was so blonde that...


he spent 20 minute...

Blonds


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Why did the blonde t


Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police c...

A married couple


A married couple was asleep when the phone ran...

EASY ISNT IT


HOW DO KILL A BLOND?


YOU PUT A SMELLY STICKE...

Deer Crossings


There was this blonde and her boyfriend drivin...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Have you heard what my blond neighbor wrote...

Blonde Girl's Blonde Husband...


Blonde Girl's Blonde Husband


A blond guy get...

Blonde


2 blones are sitting in a parking lot trying t...

Put either of 'me in a car and their screwed.


Q: What do Darren Milan (Collingwood footballe...

64 days


a group of 3 blonde walk into a bar a are chan...

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There was a a blonde and went
into a store a...

Why aren't [ethnic] people blonde?


Why aren't [ethnic] people blonde? ...

A blonde building


Two blondes walked into a building, you would ...

Blonde on a Diet


A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her...

Crossing the River


A blonde was staring dumfounded at a rushing r...

Blonde quickies 7


Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: "...

At The End of Your Rope?


There were eleven people hanging onto a rope t...

Blonde Father


A blonde guy and a brunette girl were happily ...

Blondes and football games


A guy takes his blonde girlfriend to a footbal...

Blonde doing chores


Why did the blonde die raking leaves?
She fel...