A blonde is in a store and sees a thermos. She picks it up and
asks the clerk what it is. The clerk says, "It's a thermos. It
keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde decides to buy the thermos. She brings it to work the
next day. The blonde's boss (also a blonde) asks what it is.
"It's a thermos. It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold,"
explains the blonde. "So what do you have in it?" asks the boss.
The blonde answers, "Some hot chocolate and a popcicle."
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