There were 2 friends, a blonde and a redhead. After shopping the redhead
left the keys in the ignition because she was carrying lots of things and
didn't think anybody would steal it.
She hears a car going and runs out to see that her car is gone. Her blonde
friend was there when it happened. The redhead asks if the blonde got
their description and the blonde said she got something better. The
redhead asked, "What?" The blonde said, "I got their license plate
number!"
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