Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Horseback riding


A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even...

BAAAAH!


Once there was this brunette who was driving h...

What is the difference between a blonde and...


What is the difference between a blonde and an...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the fr...

52 Days!


Three blondes walk into a bar, order 10 beers...

Blonde jumping off a


There was a blonde, redhead, and a burnette. ...

tHE bombs


One time a brunette got hit with an apple and ...

Drinking Milk


How did the blond die drinking milk?


The cow...

What a goof!


A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.
"I'...

Your Breast is Loose


A blonde is walking down the street with her b...

What happened to the blonde tap dancer?


She slipped off and fell down the drain.

They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the


Why won't they hire Blondes as pharmacists?


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The lable


Once at breakfast the blonde took out her oran...

Thre women jumpin off a building


there were three women(a redhead,brunette and ...

Dead Bird


A brunette says to a blonde "Look! A dead bird...

2 blondes


two blondes walk into a bar .... well you woul...

Marry You


Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: T...

Top 5 Blonds Inventions


Top 5 Blond Inventions:


5. Water proof tea b...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BM...

The loss of engines


Two blondes were flying to Miami from Clevelan...

Emergency


A blond's car breaks down on a busy highway. S...

Blond and Brunette


A blond and a brunette are on an elevator, sud...

Amusing a blonde


How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
Write pl...

So stupid 3


~ she studied for a blood test.


~ she though...

No Trespassing


A blond goes fishing on private property. The ...