The Blonde Kidnapper

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she
decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.


She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a
tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."


She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow
morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan
tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground.
Signed, a blonde."


The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him
home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde
checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the
pecan tree. The blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with
a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"