Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Concentrate


Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen ...

BMW


Why do blondes like BMW's? Because they can sp...

Blonde orders a drink.


A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a...

TGIF


A business man got on an elevator in a buildin...

So stupid 2


~ she got locked in a grocery store and starve...

Data transfer


What is it when a blonde blows into another bl...

Grocery Store


Did you hear about the blonde got locked into ...

Question and answer Clinton joke


Q: What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had?...

Favorite Wine


Q: What's a blonde's favorite wine?


A: "Daaa...

The tourists


Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. A...

Plant dope


How do you plant dope?


Bury a blonde.

Blonde driving


A blonde was driving down the highway and was ...

Can I buy that T.V.?


a blonde walks into a store. she sees a tv on ...

Cops and Blondes


There was a blonde a brunnete and a red head t...

Rest Area


On her way home from a long trip, a blonde dro...

Lose Weight Fast!


There one was a heavyset guy who had tried eve...

Fire in the hole


What do you do when a blonde trowes a grenade ...

Lighting storms


Why do blondes always smile during lightning s...

3 Dumb Blonde Jokes


1. Did you hear about the dumb blonde's wife w...

the wave


Why did they stop doing the 'wave' at BYU?Too ...

Why don't blondes eat bananas?


Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A1: They ca...

Washing Machine Is Better


Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blon...

Why did the blonde k


Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in he...

Snow Plow


It was snowing heavily and blowing to the poin...

Boy friend


Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: B...