3 Dumb Blonde Jokes


1. Did you hear about the dumb blonde's wife who had triplets?
He's out lookin for the other 2 guys


2. A dumb blonde walks in and finds her husband with another
woman. She takes out a handgun to shoot herself. Her husband
says dont do that! She says dont worry, your next!


3. A dumb blonde had a penguin in her car and was drivin down
the street when she saw a cop. He stopped her and told her to
take the penguin to the zoo. The next day she had the penguin in
her car again. The cop stopped her and asked her why she hadn't
brought the penguin to the zoo. She explained that she did and
the penguin had a nice time visiting all the animals.

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