Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Blonde in D.C.


A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the f...

Bissey blonde


Q How do you keep a blond bissey?


A put her ...

Few Gymnasts


Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?


A:...

The Breast Stroke


In Florida there was a swimming contest. The c...

Black, blue and brow


What is black, blue and brown? A blonde who ha...

Takeaway the blanket


A brunette, a redhead and a blonde escape a bu...

Cliff side accident


After a bizarre cliff side accident, all eleve...

2 Blondes And A Fire


Two blondes realize that their apartment is on...

Marines and blonde


Three marines were stranded on a desert island...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What about the blonde who gave birth to twi...

Blondes.... their really dumb


2 brunettes and a blonde were sitting in bar w...

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?..


how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tre...

Vice-president of the United States.


Q: What's the best job a dumb blonde ever had?...

Blonde Vs St. Peter


A blonde dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates,...

Grenade


Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand ...

Y shaped


Q. Why do blondes get confused in the toilets?...

Politically Correct Terms of Endearment


Co-Dependent -- finger-pointer.
Creatively Re...

One-Eyed Blonde


Two blondes are walking down the road when one...

The blonde works in the dark!


Q: What's the difference between a blonde and ...

A really Corny Joke


Q: What did the blonde say when the docter to...

Dumb blondes aren't only grils


why do gril blondes have brusies around there ...

Lonely lips


What did the blondes lip say to the other?


A...

Atlantic Coast and a Blonde


What's the difference between the Atlantic Coa...

rock vs blonde


Q. What is the difference between a blonde an...

A BLONDES EYE


How do you get a twinkle in a blondes eye?
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