So stupid 2

~ she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.


~ if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change back.


~ they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.


~ under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."


~ she tripped over a cordless phone.


~ she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.


~ at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"... she put 'Sagittarius.'


~ she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.


~ it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.


~ if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.


Submitted by Yisman
Edited by Calamjo