A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he enter
the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted
him by saying, "T-G-I-F".
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T".
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He
acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a
quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she
said, "T-G-I-F. It means Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it?"
The man answered, "S-H-I-T......Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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