There was a blonde a brunnete and a red head they were
all in a car. When all of a sudden a cop tells them to pull over.
But the brunnete didn't want a speeding ticket. So the brunnete
goes and steps on the gas. While they were ahead of the cop they
decided to stop the car. When they got out of the car they
look around to see where to run, as they look the red head spots
3 sacks. So each of the girls get into one of the sacks. As they
do
that the cop is chasing behind them. When he sees the car, He
gets out of the car and sees that there is nobody inside the
girls car. Then he sees the 3 sacks. So he goes and kicks the
red head sack and she screams "meeeooowww" he says " oh just a
sack of cats" then
he kicks the brunnetes sack and she says " ruff arf ruff" and
he's like "oh its juss a sack of dogs" then he kicks the blondes
and she says "potato".
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