Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

Back Seat


A guy took a blonde out on a date.


Eventua...

Chainsaw


This (Blonde) fellow is looking to buy a saw t...

Confused Blondes


How do you confuse a blonde?


Tell her to go ...

Blonde Kidnapper


A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to rai...

Corny joke


One day this blonde calls her friend and says,...

A blonde and a brunnete jump off a cliff...


A blonde and a brunnete jump off a cliff
Whic...

Blonde doing a backflip


What goes blonde,brunette,blonde,brunette?


A...

When A Blonde Is Having A Bad Day


How do you know if a blonde is having a bad da...

Blonde Horse Sense


A blonde buys two horses and she can't tell th...

The blonde and the Redneck


A redneck was standing in the middle of the ro...

Blonde and Missed Bus


She is so blonde that when she missed the 44 b...

Daffy Goes Fishing


Daffy (a blonde duck) was a bit behind schedul...

Inventions By Blondes


Inventions by Blondes...


1. The water-proof ...

911


why cant a blonde dial 911


she couldnt find ...

Blonde Bird Watcher


A blonde and her father are walking down a str...

Lightly Cooked Steak vs. Smart Blonde


What do a lightly cooked steak and a smart blo...

Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat a bath?


Did you hear about the blonde who gave his cat...

Stranded on an Island


There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead ...

Blonde driving


A BLONDE WAS SWERVING ALL OVER THE PLACE THE O...

Blond Guy and HIs Lunch


There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy...

A Blonde Question.


Passing an office building late one night, a b...

BANG


One day a blond is getting back from the stor ...

After The Crash


A blonde, a brunette, and a man are driving in...

Blonde in the Bathroom


Blonde: Hold on I have to go to the bathroom!
...

Blonde on a 747


A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearb...