One day a blond is getting back from the stor and as she pulls into the drive way she heres aload BANG!and fells somthing hit her head she reach's back and feels somthing soft and mushey in alarm she grabs here head thinking that she had been shot and that that was her brain. as somone gos by they notice her yelling for an ambulance so the man runs and calls an ambulance. when the paramedecs pry her hands from her head they find her cluthching a pice of dough!
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