Blond Guy and HIs Lunch

There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers
and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irish man
opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage and beef and he says, "If I get one
more beef and cabbage for lunch I'm going to jump off of this building."


Then the Mexican opens his lunch pail and he gets a burrito, he says if I get
one more burrito for lunch I'm going to jump off this building. The blond man
opens his lunch pale and gets a bologna sandwich he said if I get one more
bologna sandwich I'm goona jump off of this building.


The next day the Irish man opens his lunch pail and finds cabbage and beef so
he jumps off the building to his death. Then the Mexican opens hid lunch pail
and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building to his death. Then the blond
guy opens his lunch pale and finds a bologna sandwich, so he jumps off to his
death as well.


The next day at their funeral the Irish man's wife said, ''Barograph, only if
I would have known that he didn't like cabbage and beef I would have packed him
something else." Then the Mexican's wife then said, ''If I only knew he didn't
like burritos, I would have packed something else. ''Finally, the blonde man's
wife said '' I don't know what his problem was; he packed his own lunch.''