Blonde: Hold on I have to go to the bathroom!
Brunette: Ok I will be at the Ice cream stand!
Blonde: Ok I will be right there!
30 Minutes Later
Brunette:Hey are you still in here?
Blonde: Oh thank goodness you came back!I have to go really bad and there was no one in here that would unzip my dress zipper so that I could go!
Brunette: Hahaha! You idiot... Just pull it up!
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