A redneck was standing in the middle of the road yelling, "57! 57!" A blonde saw her doing this so she ran to the middle of the road and started yelling, "57! 57!".
A tractor trailer was coming down the road towards them at about 60 miles per hour, so the redneck jumped to the side of the road. The blonde, however, got hit by the truck and got smeared all over the road.
Then the redneck jumped back on the road and started yelling, "58! 58!"
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