Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

blondes


A bolnde was walking down the street she sees ...

Policewoman


A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zo...

He didn't know where to buy Left Guard!


Why did the blonde only smell good on the righ...

Raking leaves


A: How did the blonde break her arm while she ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her i...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: How do you drown a blond?A: Leave a scratch...

How to drown a blonde


Q. how do you drown a blonde?


A.put a scratc...

Blonde With 2 Horses


A blonde had two horses, but she couldn't tell...

twins


Did you hear about the blonde who thought he d...

How to drown


How do you drown a blonde??


Dont tell her to...

What did the blondes


What did the blondes right leg say to the left...

Kidnapping


A blonde was down on her luck. In order to rai...

Blonde joke


How do you know if a blonde has been on the co...

Top Down


Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying t...

The air freshener


There was this sherriff who was out and about ...

Blonde Builders


Two blonde builders were working on a house. O...

She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell


She is so blonde; she thinks Taco Bell is the ...

TGIF


Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?Toes g...

Airhead


What did the blonde say when the guy blew in h...

Blonde Joke


Q: How do you drown a blonde?


A: Put a scrat...

Doc, it hurts all over


A woman explains to the doctor, "When I touch ...

The blonde bank robbers!


Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.
The ...

blondes and lipstick...


Q:why do blondes where green lipstick?
A: bec...

Blonde Dogs


Question: Why does a blonde dog have lumps on ...