Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

I suppose you know about the blonde who spent...


I suppose you know about the blonde who spent ...

PUT ON TWO COATS.


This blonde decides one day that she is sick a...

accidents near home


What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% ...

Physicist


Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?

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Touch-typists


Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?

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Rowing Blonde


There is this blonde in the middle of a parkin...

The House Fire


A blonde called the fire department and said "...

I am dumb


i am dumb,i am dumb,i am dumb,i am dumb,i am d...

A blonde was terribly overweight, so her doctor...


A blonde was terribly overweight, so her docto...

Blonde Bank Robbers


Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. Th...

Blondes version of the bird and the bees


A blonde and a brunette were walking down the ...

Blondes and Buildings


2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING..... WOULDN'T Y...

Blonde


How do you confuise a blonde?


You put her in...

She was having sunny periods.


Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
Sh...

A blonde in a Hardware store


A blonde goes in to a hardware store, walks up...

Blonde vs. Crime Rate


Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that ...

New windows


Last year I replaced all the windows in my hou...

...in Vegas


In Vegas, a blonde walks up to a Coke machine ...

Garbage Bill


Q: What happens when a blonde doesn't pay his ...

Blonde


Q.Why did the blonde climb over the mirror?
A...

What is foreplay for a blonde?


Thirty minutes of begging.

So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.


Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long ...

Missing Pencil


How do you know a blonde secretary�s having a ...

Question and answer blonde joke


Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blond...

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how do you drown a blonde?
put a mirror in th...