Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.
A bus pulls up and opens the doors. One of the blondes leans in and asks the driver "will this bus take me uptown?"
The bus driver shakes his head, "no, I'm sorry, it won't"
The second blonde leans inside and asks "how about me?"
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