...when she gets pulled over by a police car.
Who should step out of the police car but a female, blonde cop.
The cop walks up to the blonde in the sports car and says “Hi. I noticed you were going a little fast back there. Can I see your driver’s license?”
The blonde grabs her purse and rummages around for a minute and then looks at the cop and says “um, what does it look like?”
The cop says “It’s a little square thing and it has your picture on it.”
The blonde looks back in her purse and spots a little square compact mirror. She pulls it out and looks at it. Sure enough, right there in the middle is her face.
She hands it to the police officer. The cop takes a look at it and immediately hands it back.
“Oh, I'm sorry, you’re free to go. I didn’t know you were a cop.”
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