A blonde goes to an appliance store. After looking around for a while she goes to the clerk and says "I would like to buy that TV". In response the clerk informs her that the store does not serve to blonde, so the blonde goes home and puts on a wig. When she asks to buy the TV again, she is met with the same response. She tries two more times. On her last attempt when the clerk tells her "I am sorry we do not sell to blondes" she asks he how he knows she is a blonde. He says "Because, miss, that is a microwave..."
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