A blond, brunette and a redhead were lost on an island. They planned to build a shelter and wait untill help comes. After several days of waiting they noticed their food and water supplies thinning out. Knowing none of them possessed the skills to hunt and gather, they decided to explore the island for natives and seek refuge. A few hours into their search they came across a bridge. The bridge was guarded by Mighty Thor. He told them that they would be allowed to cross the Bridge of Truth if they told him something they thought about themselves. But, he warned, if any of them spoke a lie they would be instantly struck by a bolt of lightning. The brunette, fairly confident, went first. "I think I have beautiful black hair" she said. She was allowed to pass. The redhead, seeing how easy this was, promptly went second. "I think I have bright red hair". She was allowed to pass. The blonde, thinking she would just follow their lead, stepped up. "I think" she said, and at that moment a lightning bolt ripped across the sky and burnt her to crisp.
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