Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

A blonde was walking by a field...

And saw another blonde in a rowboat paddling a...

An old blind man walks into a bar...

He sits down and begins to speak:
"How many ...

A blonde gets on an airplane

A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in t...

A funny thing happed at the cloning lab

A blonde geneticist was working on human clonin...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN!

She's got a grenade in her mouth!

Blonde with a twist

Q: What do you get when you combine a blonde wo...

BLONDE BICYCLE

Q: Why did the blonde run with the bike?
A: It ...

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $6000 Loan

And the bartender says, "Look, lady. Do you wan...

A Blonde Woman Asks For A $5000 Loan

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before ...

An old blind cowboy...

An old blind cowboy accidentally walks into an ...

BLONDE DRIVER

Q: Why did the blonde take a right into the dit...

George stops at red light...

A beautiful blonde stops just beside him.
Georg...

Flight to New York

On a plane bound for New York, the flight atten...

The blind man and the blondes

(An old one...)

A blind man walks into a bar a...

A blonde walks into a library...

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BLONDE ALE

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in com...

A BLONDE'S SPECIAL PICTURE

Q: Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself...

Technically

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes...

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. (he...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head escaped prison.

Three women managed to escape from prison. The...

Two blondes were driving in a car

They observed another blonde rowing a boat out ...

A blonde, brunette, and redhead get together for lunch in NYC.

Three long-time friends, a blonde, a brunette, ...

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Because she can't find the number 11

EDIT: May...

One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver, extremely furious, made her...