Three women managed to escape from prison. They were being chased down by the police. As they were running for their lives they came across an old barn. The women all agreed to hide in the barn so they decided to hide in burlap sacks that were laying on the ground inside the barn. Few minutes went by and a police officer went inside the barn to see if they were hiding in there. The police officers saw the three lumpy burlap sacks on the ground and decided to kick the sacks to see if the women are hiding in them. The police officer kicked the first sack with the redhead in it, she cried out "woof woof." The officer thought to himself "oh, it's just a dog." After that he kicked the second sack with the brunette in it, she cried out "meow." The officer thought to himself, "okay, it's just a cat." Then finally the officer went to the sack with the blonde in it and kicked it, she cried out "potatoes!"
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