Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes

Blonde jokes are a class of jokes based on a stereotype of a dumb blonde woman. These jokes about people, generally women, who have blonde hair serve as a form of blonde versus brunette rivalry. They are often considered to be derogatory as many are mere variants on traditional ethnic jokes or jests about other identifiable groups that would be considered more offensive (such as Italian jokes involving Carabinieri). In some cases, jokes about stereotypically stupid people have circulated since the seventeenth century with only the wording and targeted groups changed. Some blonde jokes rely on sexual humour to portray or stereotype their subjects as promiscuous. Many of these are rephrased sorority girl or Essex girl jokes, much as other jokes about dumb blondes are based on long-running ethnic jokes.

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, ...

A Russian, an American, and a blonde are talking...

about space achievements each of their kind has...

Why was the blonde's belly button bruised?

Her boyfriend was blond, too.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead had a swimming race

They had to do the breast stroke. The brunette ...

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run, she's got a grenade in her mouth.

Two blondes are walking through a forest...

They stumble across some tracks. The first blon...

Intelligent blonde and a ventriloquist

Blonde: “I’ve heard enough of your stupid blond...

Blonde attempts Suicide

One day she comes home and says "Today is the d...

How do you drown a blonde?

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sn...

BLONDE AMBITION

Q: What is every blonde's ambition?
A: To be li...

A blonde joke

A blonde goes to the store to return her TV she...

A Blonde and A lawyer.

A lawyer and a blonde are waiting at the airpor...

BLONDE BRAIN

Q: How do you make a blonde's brain the size of...

Hostage Escape

A blonde and a redhead are taken hostage by ter...

Two blonde genies.

A man walks along the beach when he kicks and d...

Two lawyers are sitting in a bar...

... When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer...

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the cops...

They run down an alley and find 3 boxes and dec...

A brunette, A redhead, and A blonde....

Enter an elevator and spot something on the flo...

Comedy club challenge

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter a com...

Did you hear that actress from Legally Blonde was stabbed?

Me: Yeah. She was stabbed in California, in b...

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?

A: She can't find the eleven.

A red head, blonde and a brunette

A red head. a brunette and a blonde are sitting...