A blonde geneticist was working on human cloning in her lab and had created a cloning machine. Finally she was ready and decided that her first clone would be of herself.
She collected a sample of her DNA and made and exact clone. The clone was exact in every detail, except the hair color.
Somehow she had created a brunette clone, so she discarded it. After several more attempts, each with the same result, she was extremely dismayed. She sedated the clone and spent hours checking and rechecking her work.
While she was doing this, her latest clone became conscious and decided to discard the original. Grabbing a scalpel, the brunette clone attacked her creator with a scalpel and said, "I guess all that blonde hair dye did effect your brain because you were born brunette, just like me.
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