(An old one...)
A blind man walks into a bar and orders a drink. When he gets it he calls out, "Who wants to hear the funniest dumb blonde joke in the world?"
A voice down the bar calls back, "Listen sir, before you say any more, I can see you are blind, so I'm just gonna warn you that the bartender is a blonde and 200lbs. The person to your left is a blonde and a construction worker. The couple behind you are blondes and professional MMA fighters and I'm a blonde, an off duty police officer and I've had a bad day."
The blind man frowns.
Takes a sip of his beer.
Finally says, "Never mind. I ain't explaining it five times."
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