A math teacher begs a simple question..
"There are three birds sitting on a branch... I...
Bird Jokes
Toucan:
Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird
Just trying to help.
I was walking home from work the other day and ...
Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it)
Because If you pour salt on it, your close enou...
The Foreign Child
A long time ago, there was a foreign baby oddly...
Canadian bird watching is pretty depressing...
It's hard to see these birds all aloon.
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that coul...
An unbelievably scientific discovery! Wonders never cease!
Penguins
Did you ever wonder why ther...
Ma's Bird
Marianne "Ma" King, the great barrelhouse piano...
The Parrot
A man goes to a pet shop and buys a talking par...
A man goes down to the beach
and decided to tan. He stripped off completely ...
A blonde woman was trying to do a Jigsaw Puzzle
She got very frustrated that she struggling so...
A theory about Jon Snow... (x-posted asoiaf; possible spoilers!)
So here's the latest Game of Thrones rumor I've...
It was a fine day out on the sea...
when a young sailer prepared to set sail on his...
Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority
found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston r...
I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA.
It's a bird course.
Its gone viral
Bird flu - 45 million dead chickens and turkeys.
A woman went to a pet shop..
..and immediately spotted a large, beautiful pa...
What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?
Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced w...
A collection of jokes I created when I was 11. Prepare for the wittiest jokes you will ever hear.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I've had an accident! ...
A Bird Got a Cool New Jacket. What did his friends say?
YOU LOOK SO FLY!
The parrot and the lady
The local pet store had a very talkative and ob...
What do you call a flightless bird?
Joaquin Phoenix.