A long time ago, there was a foreign baby oddly born with feathers instead of hair. So as unique as he was, his parents named him Nëkcíhc, after a type of bird. As he grew up, his feathers started to grow as he did. He tried to shave it off, but it always grew back. He tried going to the doctors, but they couldn't do anything about it. Nëkcíhc started to get depressed since he was different from everyone else.
One day as he was walking down his street, Däór, he started thinking about ending his own life, but he doesn't. But then one day, as he was looking out his window and saw a black hole across of his street. Wanting to end his own life, he goes into the black hole and it vanishes.
His family and friends not knowing he was depressed then started to ask...
Why did the chíckëN cross the röáD.
To get to the other side...
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